10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have