10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.