10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.