10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]