10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"