10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."