10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi