10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"