10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.