10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.