10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.