10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus