10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson