10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.