10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones