10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.