10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave