10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm