10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson