10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed