10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson