10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.