10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."