10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.