10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier