10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson