10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz