10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."