10 Random Poker Quotes

If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
It's Free To Fold...
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Poker is for fat, American losers.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha