10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright