10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.