10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..