10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer