10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger