10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)