10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders