10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.