10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss