10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from