10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)