10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is