10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."