10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.