10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger