10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Welcome to kicker school
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson