10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm