10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "No river, no fish."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant