10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!