10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT