10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio